Kids say the Darnest things

I am starting another weekly maybe monthly post for the funny things my kids say again mostly for my benefit but you might all enjoy.

Gavin: The other day we walked Jaxon to school. Almost everyday I remind him to turn in his book so we can get another one. I call out "don't forget to turn in your book." I remind him right as he is going in the door because even then he tends to forget. Well this particular day we hadn't got the book read enough so I didn't say anything. But as we turned to go home Gavin turns and says"Jaxon give your book back today". Man they hear everything.

Gavin: Last wednesday Grin was changing his clothes after working in the yard gavin came in and studied him for a while. Then left the room and came back completely undressed with a brown shirt in his hands (this was the color of dad's shirt) then he sat there studying his dad again. I came in and saw that he had undressed when we had already taken care of that. As you all know it is hard enough to get everybody ready once. Anyway as he left to go get "Jeans" to match dad I called to him "Gavin why are you undressed we are leaving get your clothes on." His response was yelling right at me "BE QUIET MOM" yikes I am doing such a great job. At least he didn't say shut up right:)

These next few are from Jaxon in years past but I haven't written them down yet so I thought while I was at it and haven't forgotten I would write them down.

Jaxon: Jaxon was in his first primary class after nursery. His teacher was wonderful and loved all of his comments he is full of funny things but this particular one she shared with me wasn't so funny to me. Thank goodness she didn't seem to bothered by it. I was mortified. He was in class and she said that her husband was coming in to talk to them about something. He came in and talked to them (he happens to be loosing his hair) and she said that she noticed that he would answer his questions but acted very bothered never looking right at him and kind of squirming in his chair. When her husband left she asked Jax if he was ok and Jaxon's response was. " I just don't like bald people". She said that he was still a good guy and she loved him. She said that Jaxon looked like he was really struggling with this in his mind and responded"I know but it just isn't normal". How embarrasing We had many talks after that about loving everyone no matter how they looked.

Jaxon: The summer he turned 4 years old he learned to ride a two wheel bike. He was out riding it and came running in the house yelling that he had crashed but when I asked him about it he said that he had jumped off. I said good job and he responded. "mom I am my own Rescue Hero."

As I remember things I might bore you all with more. it seems that this is the easiest way for me to get them written down.

P.S. Does anyone know if it is possible to save you Blog to a disk?